Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Pregnant Lady Bitch Fest

Disclaimer: If you cannot handle the rantings of a mood-swinging 40-week pregnant woman on her due date and may be offended even though no offense is meant, do not continue reading.

Is the baby here yet?
What do you think? Trust me, if he was here, you would know.

Why isn't the baby here yet?
Because he isn't ready to be born yet......because my uterus is such a hospitable environment......because he wants to torture me.......I don't know!

When will he get here?
How the hell should I know! Wouldn't life be easier if Baby D could just pop his head out and say, "I need (x) more days, Mom! I'll be here on (x) date."

Now, I know everyone, literally everyone, has asked me one of these questions at one time or another. So, please understand that I am just frustrated because I ask myself these questions constantly! I have been carrying this little boy around for the past 40 weeks and there is no one more excited for his arrival than I am! Every day that he doesn't arrive is another frustrating day for me. Being a mom has been a dream of mine for so long and I am so close! He can't get here soon enough for me and each time I hear one of these questions, it is a reminder that I am still waiting! This is the worst waiting game of all time! But, we will schedule the induction on Thursday and I know that I will be holding my little boy within the next 10 days.

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